IT'S PIZZA FRIDAY, TIME FOR ME TO SAY THINGS THAT PEOPLE WILL SHAKE THEIR HEADS AND GROAN AT!

-Oh my god, Ryan Ross your fucking FACE. Your fucking FACECAKE. Your fucking HOTASS GIRLFRIEND JUMPED OUT OF A BOX FOR YOU. Let me have your life, please.

-Hahahahahaha WOW. I'm sorry, I cannot stop laughing at the "BRENDON/JON/SPENCER WEREN'T AT RYAN'S BIRTHDAY PARTY, THE BAND IS BREAKING UPPPPP" comments. Really now? Guys, they were totally waiting for him naked at home. Ryan banned pants on his birthday. EVEN TIGHT ONES.

-Guys, guys, seriously, someone get me a hot girl in a box for my birthday. *cough*JacVanekJacVanekJacVanek*cough* COME ON. I'LL LET YOU ALL HAVE LAPDANCES.

-SPEAKING OF HOT GIRLS AND UNPOPULAR OPINIONS!

You Would Still Give Me The World: The Audrey/Jac Mix

Liner Notes: Or Shay's insane boredom taking hold

(The liner notes are just....quotes I grabbed from Jac and Audrey's journals, comments to each other, etc. Sometimes they're quoting other people, sometimes it's in their own words, but when you've got your tinhat on, everything looks like it's about one of them.)

( Tracklisting )

PIZZA IS HERE NOW, SO I'M RUNNING AWAY.