HAHAHAHAHAHA GOD THESE PICSPAMS ARE GOING TO KILL ME, I THINK.

( HE’S GONNA SIP BACARDI LIKE IT’S HIS BIRTHDAY…..ohhh wait, he’s only 20. Oh snap Spencer. WAIT UNTIL NEXT YEAR. )

A random follow up post from earlier, because....I'm ridiculous and bored.

-The pizza? AWESOME. AS USUAL. Conversation of the niiiiight:

Dad: What kind of soda do you want with the pizza?
Me: Uh...Coke?
Dad: Yeah, but you have Coke. Don't you want Sprite for the next time Kala comes over?

sayingwhatiam WOULD TOTALLY NOT DRINK OLD SPRITE, BUT I STILL FIND IT HILARIOUS THAT MY DAD KNOWS WHAT SHE DRINKS.

-I'M KIND OF A SUCKER FOR COMMENTS SO IF YOU TAKE THE AUDREY/JAC MIX, LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OF IT, OKAY? ♥

-Maybe someday I'll stop drawing cartoon hearts around Keltie and Ryan, but today is not that day. I have links!
In which siren_mage says everything I could ever want to say in a MUCH BETTER WAY
In which Keltie dances and it is ADORABLE AND HOT
In which she does contemporary BEAUTIFULLY

Oh my god you guys, I have an INTENSE desire to see Keltie do So You Think You Can Dance. RYAN WOULD BE IN THE AUDIENCE SUPPORTING HER. BRENDON WOULD GO BACKSTAGE AND TRY ON THE SPARKLY OUTFITS. It would be AMAZING, y/y?

And now I get to go eat ICE CREAM. It's ice cream that tastes like COOKIES, guys. Cold cookies. 7 MINUTES IN COLD COOKIE HEAVEN.

(Which totally reminds me of THIS:

forcedmovement: YOU LOVE MEEEEEEEE
forcedmovement: AND COLD CHICKEN
sayingwhatiam: SHHHHHH, IT'S A SECRET
forcedmovement: NEWSFLASH: YOUR SECRET'S OUT AND THE BEST PART IS IT ISN'T EVEN A GOOD ONE.
sayingwhatiam: UGHHHH, YOU.

UGHHHHH is our super secret code for LOVE, you see.)

OKAY ICE CREAM NOW, KTHXBYE.

IT'S PIZZA FRIDAY, TIME FOR ME TO SAY THINGS THAT PEOPLE WILL SHAKE THEIR HEADS AND GROAN AT!

-Oh my god, Ryan Ross your fucking FACE. Your fucking FACECAKE. Your fucking HOTASS GIRLFRIEND JUMPED OUT OF A BOX FOR YOU. Let me have your life, please.

-Hahahahahaha WOW. I'm sorry, I cannot stop laughing at the "BRENDON/JON/SPENCER WEREN'T AT RYAN'S BIRTHDAY PARTY, THE BAND IS BREAKING UPPPPP" comments. Really now? Guys, they were totally waiting for him naked at home. Ryan banned pants on his birthday. EVEN TIGHT ONES.

-Guys, guys, seriously, someone get me a hot girl in a box for my birthday. *cough*JacVanekJacVanekJacVanek*cough* COME ON. I'LL LET YOU ALL HAVE LAPDANCES.

-SPEAKING OF HOT GIRLS AND UNPOPULAR OPINIONS!

You Would Still Give Me The World: The Audrey/Jac Mix

Liner Notes: Or Shay's insane boredom taking hold

(The liner notes are just....quotes I grabbed from Jac and Audrey's journals, comments to each other, etc. Sometimes they're quoting other people, sometimes it's in their own words, but when you've got your tinhat on, everything looks like it's about one of them.)

( Tracklisting )

PIZZA IS HERE NOW, SO I'M RUNNING AWAY.

So it's Ryan Ross's birthday (for two more minutes...) and I've seen a VERY DISAPPOINTING amount of picspams and pornfiction. WHAT, IS EVERYONE ELSE OUT GETTING DRUNK AND CELEBRATING HIS BIRTHDAY TOO?

Fail, guys.

(Not that I'm going to like, do anything about it. I'm lazy, this shouldn't be a surprise by now.)

Guys, guys, I'm so fucking excited for my life right now. I get to spend an entire weekend with sayingwhatiam in a WEEK, and then the week after that we're totally going to dress up like slutty princesses and go to King Richard's Faire, and like, a few weeks after THAT is my birthday. And I'm busy planning for that right now (October 7th! WHO LIVES NEAR ME AND WANTS TO JOIN MY PARTY OF AWESOME PEOPLE? PRESENTS ARE NOT REQUIRED, PRESENCE IS.) (....I'm sorry for that.)

I cannot stop bouncing, it's ridiculous. UM, SOMEONE SHOULD STOP FEEDING ME ICE CREAM, IT'S A PROBLEM.

OH SO GUESS WHAT I LIED. LOOK IT’S A SMALL PICSPAM. I MAYBE COULD NOT RESIST.

( Ryan Ross Through The Years: A Photographic Journey Through The Styles Of Ryan Ross )