So bbs, Kala posted an awesome little Jac/Audrey picspam last night, and I happened to notice several of our new friends saying that they don't really know who they are. So! In this post, which I think I shall make into a sticky post at the top of my journal for all new friends to read, I'm going to include a small picspam with quotes, links to all my previous picspams/primer/thinky thoughts, and upload any mixes I've made for them. Think of it as like, my one stop shop for anything I've ever made that has to do with scene queens.

If you're not going to read the rest of this post, at the very least, read this: People who have been around here for awhile already know this, but I truly adore these girls for who they are as human beings. They're fucked up and they're insecure and they work hard. They're sweet and they're bitchy and they're beautiful. They're just girls. I'm not asking you to like them or care about them, but I won't hear any "God, she's so slutty/fat/thin/ugly/stupid" in my journal. Okay? Okay.

Now on to the fun stuff!

( Jac and Audrey: A Beginner's Guide )

( List of Picspams and Thinky Thoughts Posts )

( Fanmixes )

If you've made it this far, you may want to friend my community yinyangggg! It's basically my Jac and Audrey equivalent of icecreamhdaches. We update daily with all of Jac and Audrey's new photos, blogs, whatever, so you don't have to leave the comfort of your flist to find out what's going on with them. (This is particularly helpful with Jac, because lord, that girl updates on like six different websites.)

Please, please feel free to link me to any other positive Jac/Audrey posts or picspams you've seen so I can link them here.

I feel like there's so much more I could add to this post, and I probably will at some point. But for now, I'm done. MOSTLY BECAUSE MY TUMMY ACHES AND I WANT TO EAT SOMETHING. Nom nom delicious cookies.

I had to wake up at 8:30 yesterday (WHICH WAS A SATURDAY, IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW. And if you're unaware of when Saturday is, here is a link that can help you) to go to Providence (AN HOUR AWAY) for an art field trip to RISD (Rhode Island School of Design) museum.

AH HAH BUT I HAVE TRICKED YOU. Because it was not the downer I expected it to be, it was actually a fantabulous time! The weather was sheer perfection, that part of Providence is pretty much the most beautiful part of the city, and the RISD kids had an entire part of the street blocked off and were selling artwork and jewelery and shirts and pottery and all the kind of shit you expect art students to be making. (I found pictures of it on flickr! So freaking creative.) I wish I'd had money to spend, they were selling some awesome stuff. God, I wish I had any artistic talent at all. Seeing a school like that, the energy and the creativity? It makes me really, really dislike Salve. The classes I take are great, but there's no sense of community. None at all.

It also made me miss Providence. That city will always own a piece of my heart. My grandparents constantly talk about how glad they are that my dad and I are out of there, because Providence is just so dirty and dangerous. You know, because it's a city, and therefore not just filled with white people. Which is fucking stupid. My city is gorgeous and lively and diverse and I'd rather live there than the suburbs any day.

No one else in the world cares about this, but I'm picspamming Providence. Because I can. I stole all of these pictures from the internet, I don't have any of these photography skillz. ( this city's contagious )

UH...HEY GUYS. I took an accidental hiatus and abandoned you all! I'M SORRY. SOMETIMES I FAIL EPIC AMOUNTS.

And I have some new friends so that was really bad timing, I haven't really had a chance to get to know you yet and I'm already acting like an awful, spazzy friend. I'M SORRY. I'LL TRY TO DO BETTER.

I had a truly fantastic Thanksgiving, like...the best one in awhile, I legit had fun the entire time. My family is crazy but fun. Also, I was sleep deprived! This helps me be less socially awkward around family members! \o/ NOW I KNOW THE SECRET. And I dragged my dad to see Twilight on Friday (SECOND TIME AROUND, IT IS EVEN MORE LOLARIOUS AND DAZZLING) and he was amused. And would see the second one. I love my dad. (On Thursday, my four year old cousin was running around and saying he was a vampire, so my dad asked if he sparkled. BEFORE HE EVEN SAW THE MOVIE, MIND YOU. So much win.)

So uh, since I left y'all without warning, how about an Audrey picspam to make up for it? (KALA DID HER JAC ONE AND NOW I'LL DO AN AUDREY ONE. SEE HOW IT WORKS?)

( would you like the company or are you sick of me )

So I promised you bitches a spam, and you're getting a goddamn spam, alright?

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SMALL, BUT THEN IT JUST KIND OF...EXPLODED. IDK.

( The theme is whatever Shay decided she wanted to include. )

Oh my god, bedtime for Shay. I don't even know what just happened.

This isn't very big or anything, but Jac posted this myspace blog and while Kala reposted it yesterday, I realize not everyone is friends with my bb. So here you go, with a small picspam to match.

( I can only see you when my eyes are closed )

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY bsidetales! I adore you Beth bb.

( So here is a picspam of cupcakes for you, on your day of birth! )

I'm listening to A Fever You Can't Sweat Out for the first time since like. March. I missed it way more than I thought I did!

So I was supposed to be cleaning my room today, but instead I accidentally went and saved about 300 more pictures of Audrey Kitching to my computer! OOPS. So now you get a small picspam!

( I can almost see the sky )

...it was a small picspam for ME anyways. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I'M LEFT UNSUPERVISED FOR THE DAY, I GUESS.

(I like how one of my first moves upon getting new friends *waves* is picspamming girls that half of fandom hates. WELCOME TO MY JOURNAL GUYS, I'M IN LOVE WITH SOME SCENE QUEENS.)

This is it, you guys. I'm finally done. I'm so proud of it. I love these girls so freaking much, and I wanted to do them justice. I hope I did.

( WELCOME TO PART TWO OF MY GIGANTIC SCENE QUEENS PRIMER THING! )

Oh my god, you guys, I cannot even tell you. I have over 2000 pictures of these three girls saved to my computer, so this was basically a HUGE FREAKING PROJECT. Picking pictures, trying to remember to give information, etc. etc. IT IS TWO PARTS. THAT'S HOW GIANT IT IS. But like, this is only part one, and it still took two entries to fully post?

Here we go.

( Welcome to the Scene Queen Primer. If you've ever wondered just who the fuck Audrey, Jac, and Hanna Beth are, here's more than you'll ever need to know. )

HEY YOU GUYS.

I'm back from sayingwhatiam's and it was amazing and we maybe have matching yinyang necklaces now. Maybe. Of course. And I miss her like crazy but maybe I get to see her Wednesday and I DEFINITELY get to see her Friday and Saturday, so. I should probably shut up about how completely broken I get everytime I have to leave her. I know I'm lucky, and it's....ridiculous to miss her this much already. Bleh.

In other news! I LOVED THE VMAS, OKAY, I LOVED OUR BOYS TAKING OVER, AND RIHANNA BOUNCING ON THE BED, AND KANYE WEST BEING HIMSELF, AND JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE OWNING MY FACE OFF. I'm so easy.

But all of the above is totally not the point of this entry.

Because you know what today is?

IT’S National Retard Day MIKEYWAY’S BIRTHDAY! MIKEYWAY MIKEYWAY MIKEYWAY!

( Oh let’s not even pretend like this picspam is going to be intelligent. )

HAHAHAHAHAHA GOD THESE PICSPAMS ARE GOING TO KILL ME, I THINK.

( HE’S GONNA SIP BACARDI LIKE IT’S HIS BIRTHDAY…..ohhh wait, he’s only 20. Oh snap Spencer. WAIT UNTIL NEXT YEAR. )

It’s the week for birthdays of HOTASS people, isn’t it?

( GUESS WHO’S 23 TODAY )

So it's Ryan Ross's birthday (for two more minutes...) and I've seen a VERY DISAPPOINTING amount of picspams and pornfiction. WHAT, IS EVERYONE ELSE OUT GETTING DRUNK AND CELEBRATING HIS BIRTHDAY TOO?

Fail, guys.

(Not that I'm going to like, do anything about it. I'm lazy, this shouldn't be a surprise by now.)

Guys, guys, I'm so fucking excited for my life right now. I get to spend an entire weekend with sayingwhatiam in a WEEK, and then the week after that we're totally going to dress up like slutty princesses and go to King Richard's Faire, and like, a few weeks after THAT is my birthday. And I'm busy planning for that right now (October 7th! WHO LIVES NEAR ME AND WANTS TO JOIN MY PARTY OF AWESOME PEOPLE? PRESENTS ARE NOT REQUIRED, PRESENCE IS.) (....I'm sorry for that.)

I cannot stop bouncing, it's ridiculous. UM, SOMEONE SHOULD STOP FEEDING ME ICE CREAM, IT'S A PROBLEM.

OH SO GUESS WHAT I LIED. LOOK IT’S A SMALL PICSPAM. I MAYBE COULD NOT RESIST.

( Ryan Ross Through The Years: A Photographic Journey Through The Styles Of Ryan Ross )

Hellloooooo there, fellow bandslash lovers. I do believe it is time for Part Two of the Pimp!Spam of INSANITY. (Truly sorry for the delay, but dudes. This one was a MONSTER.)

For anyone who missed it, Part 1 is here. Once again, this is all for orangesky33 and sensations.

Without further ado....I present:

( The Academy Is... )

In all seriousness, I hope you guys enjoyed this. It took for freaking ever and might ACTUALLY be longer than my FOB spam.

(What this means for the next few parts, I shudder to think).

( At any rate, have some music )

Tune in tomorrow for Pete's ultimate discovery in the form of four tiny emo boys from Las Vegas. (And the ARRIVAL OF JON WALKER!)



(Bonus: I uploaded the DVD of My Heart Will Always Be The B-Side To My Tongue for citibyrd and I thought I'd share it with the rest of y'all.)

If the links expire, don't hesitate to ask for a reupload! I'm more than happy to do it :D

Oh god, guys. I spent at least six hours....no, not even, EIGHT hours on this thing, and I didn't get past Fall Out Boy yet. So, uh, this is coming in like, four parts.

This is picspam mixed with facts and downloads for my inductees to bandslash, orangesky33 and sensations. For anyone who's been wondering what the HELL I've been talking about lately, this is a good time to click. (And for anyone who wants to see pictures of adorable boys. Really, who wouldn't?)

( Part 1: Fall Out Boy )

Alright, look. As much as I love these boys for their personalities and looks and love for each other, at the end of the day, it’s all about the music. The music is what started the obsession, it's what gets me through the day sometimes. Have some downloads.

( Albums, bonus tracks, covers, etc. )

Tune in tomorrow when Pete meets William Beckett and makes a decision that will FOREVER ALTER HIS FUTURE. Or something.