I'VE DECIDED, IN A CONVERSATION WITH KALA, THAT I WANT PATRICK/BRENDON FIC WHERE THEY'RE BOTH ASSHOLES, A LITTLE. Or a lot, whatever. Patrick/Brendon is one of my favorite rarely written pairings, and it could be so fucking hot. And Brendon's a douche and never calls, but Patrick's vindictive and sneakily bitchy, and it's just a hot mess. Y/Y?