You know what I love about the internet? The fact that you will never, ever see all there is to see. You could spend 24 hours a day online for the rest of your life (which, admittedly, if you aren't sleeping is probably not going to be very long anyways) and still not get the chance to say "That's it. I have conquered the internet, and I'm ready for something new. What's the next frontier? Space? Hell yeah, let's get on a funkytrain bound for Jupiter."

Granted, you probably have felt like "I've checked all my regular sites, and nothing's new. Boredom is setting in. Perhaps I shall go outside and bask in the sun, and take part in social interactions."

But then the internet is all "Going outside NOW? When you've just started turning that pasty shade I like so much? It is to laugh! Here, I shall give you but a single link, and it will start a new journey into previously unseen corners of me. You will be pale, and I will be endless, and everything will be awesome."

Yeah.

My other thought for this entry was to write about how much this double chocolate Cookie Crisp cereal sucks, but...that basically boils down to one sentence. Which I just wrote. So there you go.